1. Does not know how weather works. Does not know how carbon dating works. Does not know that rain is not made of carbon. Does not know that carbon dating cannot give the age of the Earth. In fact, if the Earth were 6,000 years old, then it would be in his best interest that carbon dating works.

  2. I could eat a bowl of Alphabetti Spaghetti and shit out a more logical statement… I can’t wait to hear his explanation as to where all the water went after?

  3. Actually, no. You see, God created man in his image. Which means God has a penis. Which means God pees. It was God’s pee that caused the flood. You’d think that would be obvious.

    As a side note, God also has an anus. That’s the source of the well-known phrase “Holy Shit”!

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