Atheists are annoying, according to Buzzfeed – VIDEO

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  • The Amazing Atheist May 16, 2014 at 7:27 am

    I’m loving the commandments guys! 

  • Alex Smith May 16, 2014 at 7:33 am

    The Amazing Atheist complains about a couple of people from Buzzfeed saying
    that atheists are annoying idiots, but doesn’t TJ’s annoying, idiotic
    personality prove that Dave Stopera and Jack Shepherd have a point?

  • mehpizza123 May 16, 2014 at 7:50 am

    10 commandments of ab atheist

    1. If you insult another religion or try to force yours on someone else you
    will be struck down with sticks
    2. Do not kill or you shall be killed
    3. Ban all religious and nonreligious advertising
    4. Children shall not be forced religion apon, they must make their own
    decision.
    5. Ban praying in public
    6. Sundays are set aside for what you want to do, rather church, sitting at
    home, ETC
    7. If someone says anything racist, sexist, ETC they will be arrested.
    8. Equality for all
    9. You may not insult someone for who they are (EG Homosexuality, religion,
    life choices)
    10. Every saturday you must yell this is sparta before you go to sleep.
    

  • JusticeforALL970 May 16, 2014 at 8:15 am

    I like how @ 6:50 you automatically assume the commentator is an atheist.
    Like there’s no way someone else other than an atheist has this type of
    scientific knowledge. There are intelligent theists out there TJ, despite
    what you like to propagate. 

  • Antonio T. Fernandez May 16, 2014 at 8:20 am

    So far these are what I call the “Basics”

    •Hurting or killing is only permitted if
    1.You are going to eat it
    2.It is going to eat you
    (Humans are not to be killed or hurt (physically) by other human unless we
    are the last edible things around)
    •All killings must be done as quickly and painlessly as currently possible
    (So that the mind feels less pain)
    •Animals are people as much as people are animals (1+1=2 as much as 2=1+1).
    ♦Humans are people
    ♦♦BUT! ” People ” does not necessarily mean “Humans”! That is a very common
    misconception.
    •Any person may take matters into their own hands(must agree with all the
    basic rules). If you are not able to serve justice then the government will
    provide you with someone who can.
    •Hard facts are to never be lost forgotten, denied, or erased.

    To be continued…

  • Shane Rea May 16, 2014 at 8:43 am

    I’m Australian and I’ve apologized on behalf of Australia for Ken Ham. The
    figures I’ve seen say we’re 45% (approximate) atheist. It’s a nice place,
    great beaches, laid back lifestyle. The last thing we need is a bunch of
    morons cluttering up the joint. Please don’t send christians here.

  • RandomDetritus May 16, 2014 at 8:56 am

    Commandments!
    Number 1: Bring me money.
    Number 2: Bring me chicks, hot ones.
    Number 3: Don’t question me.
    Number 4: I am president.
    Number 5: Help me finish my commandments 

  • Kyle Alexander May 16, 2014 at 9:19 am

    You weren’t loved as a child, huh?

  • Mikhaijlovich May 16, 2014 at 9:36 am

    So, basically, this list can be watered down to the basic statement of
    “Atheists are a buncha poopyheads! Hur hur hur!” Gotcha, Teej.

  • Raechel Collins May 16, 2014 at 10:06 am

    Do you even blink?
    Anyways, I’m late to the party, but here are my ten commandments:
    1. If it doesn’t harm others, or impede on their rights, and anything that
    needs consent is consented, go for it.
    2. Look for your own answers in everything, and don’t just believe what you
    hear if there is no proof.
    3. Have an open mind.
    4. Don’t shame others for something out of their control.
    5. Treat people the way they treat you. Don’t be a doormat.
    6. Don’t involve children in your beliefs. You have no right to
    indoctrinate them.
    7. If science proves it, it’s probably true.
    8. Seek medical attention rather than ‘faith healing’, especially if it’s
    your children. If someone gets hurt under your care, you are responsible.
    9. Majority does not rule. Before making decisions, you must find common
    goals. Work with those. The world isn’t black or white. It’s grey.
    10. Use common sense

  • pburto May 16, 2014 at 10:17 am

    Wow! At 5:00 that looks like it’s actually a REAL test! Some teacher
    actually used it!

  • MrWulfric1 May 16, 2014 at 10:46 am

    Once we colonize mars, perhaps the scientists and us free thinkers can
    inhabit it. The religious have been a plague on our species.

  • Jacob Zondag May 16, 2014 at 10:50 am

    I like the US: a place of many (contradicting) opinions.
    I like the Internet: a place where their ideas clash.
    I like science: because it makes sense and nobody kills nobody to make a
    point.
    I even like religious folks when they try selling their silly stories.
    Hell, I like everyone… well… nearly everyone, well… it’s more like
    fifty percent, no… it’s less… let’s say it’s twenty five percent…
    okay it’s less than five percent. To be honest I like very few people but
    at least I don’t kill nobody over it.

  • whisperingmists May 16, 2014 at 10:56 am

    Commandment: don’t be a dick.

  • Spluff5 May 16, 2014 at 11:14 am

    1) Thou shalt not get in the way of science
    2) Thou shalt not try to force thy beliefs on others
    3) Thou shalt turn off thy F***ing cell phone in movie theaters.

  • DumbAssChristian May 16, 2014 at 11:43 am

    I tried to think of something clever to say but couldn’t. Atheist Life
    Motherfucker!!!

  • Skeleton Archer May 16, 2014 at 11:50 am

    Atheists: You stupid.
    Theists: No, you stupid.
    Atheists: NO! YOU STUPID!

  • TR1KKY May 16, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    1.Be an acceptable human being (being perfect is boring)
    2.do your best not to say “like” after every 2 words
    3.Dont let anyone tell you what to belive in or do
    4.Dont give in to peer or non-peer pressure
    5.Attempt to make a diffrence in someones life every 5 days
    6.YOU MUST LOVE DOCTOR WHO NO MATTER WHAT

  • bruffmeister1 May 16, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    I think you are either mad or passionate about what you are saying. either
    way you got my vote. lets face it, if a copy of lord of the rings was
    buried millennia ago these gullible religious types would be worshipping
    Gandalf, religion has caused war, murder and suffering throughout history
    and still is today. look at the problems in Israel or Afghanistan. they
    cannot deny it and still preach about a father figure from the dawn of time
    who will spank us if we do not behave ?. hmmm. 

  • Evi May 16, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    kinda funny how this video fulfills the fact that atheists are obnoxious

  • MegaKossak May 16, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    You really have tea with Mao Zedong and Stalin? PFFFFF! LAME! Hitler is
    much better company.

  • zCuzzy :P May 16, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    Lol, the Buzzfeed faggots are not gonna be able to pick up on TJ’s epic
    sarcasm, considering the little to no IQ that they all have.

  • SeedsForBrains May 16, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    The Amazing Atheist IS the most annoying atheist.

  • Christian Campos May 16, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    Technically aithiesm is a religion. Even the thinking Aithiest agrees on
    that.

  • NuclearFallout321 May 16, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    1. Don’t hurt others both physically or mentally (with the exception of
    rule 2)
    2. Laugh at anything and everything religion related

  • Senior Sherlock May 16, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    Atheist Ten Commandments:
    1-Women shall be modest, feminine, and chaste while adhering to traditional
    gender rules, not for the sake of religion nor society, but rather, because
    it makes her happy as a woman
    2-Women who are not exclusively chaste shall be made into public sex
    toilets available to the public, since once that chastity is gone so is her
    value as a woman.
    3-A father has the right to have his wife, if she has gotten ugly or ugly
    by comparison, replace with his daughter. Only if his daughter hasn’t been
    arranged to another man beforehand.
    4-All women shall wear bright and noticeable clothing that identifies them
    as being chaste or whores, that way good men don’t waste time with those
    who aren’t chaste.
    5-If you sleep with another mans wife or daughter without his permission,
    rape, then the man shall have to pay a fine of 120,000$, buy him a new wife
    or daughter, and the raped daughter shall be a sex toilet. If consenting
    parties cheat or take the daughter of a man who wants his daughter then
    both shall be hanged.
    6-All women are required to learn how to sew, speak elegantly, cook, clean,
    and by self practice learn how to bypass her gag reflex.
    7-If you adopt a daughter, age nor consent irrelevant (but consent wanted),
    you have the right to have her as a concubine for without you she would
    still be in the under funded orphanage wondering whether or not the
    headmaster would sell her fatherless pussy for money.
    8-Men must be taught how to be manly, strong (mentally and physically), and
    be taught world useful education.
    9-Women are to be placed in specialized education for femininity, unless
    the man wants a tomboy type then there are classes for those types.
    10-Once every year all the public toilets are to be lined up in a giant
    coliseum, for each state or county, dressed clowns, and have a race to see
    who can get their horse to cum inside of them the fastest, the fastest 100
    whores get to live, the rest are publically executed based on the viewers
    submitted opinion. (Government must provide free travel, works places are
    mandatory closed but with pay for the day, and no sex is allowed in the
    seats of the coliseum)

  • Bart De Mulder May 16, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    “I’m sorry dark one” :D

  • SumeaBizarro May 16, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    My atheist commandments: be excellent (to each other and otherwise) –
    failures occasionally forgiven. 

  • will zinkie May 16, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    I do not think buzz feed has ever met an atheist 

  • R. Crosby Lyles May 16, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    One commandment that is obeyed already by most people, even atheists, Love
    your neighbor as yourself. Because, God or no God, what comes around, goes
    around.

  • EatinPixels May 16, 2014 at 3:25 pm

    Well, I agree with you, but you can’t say ‘God doesn’t exist’. There is no
    evidence, even though it seems unrealistic, but saying ‘I believe God
    doesn’t exist’ is fine. I know there is way more scientific evidence of God
    not existing than existing, but don’t force your beliefs on other people,
    it makes you look like a jerk.

    I am agnostic by the way.

  • KTWAnimations May 16, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    My Moral Code:

    1. Science is a study, not a thing
    2. The Bible is Bulls***
    3. Athiesm is a combo of An = against and theism = belief, therefor not a
    religion
    4. God has not been proven to be real, neither has satan, and the big bang
    theory is just a theory, so shut your f******* mouths creationists.
    5. Belief is of least priority because it is a perspective of what people
    think is true, and that makes it nothing more than a strong opinion, and
    opinions are not always true.
    6. Be the best person you can be, with or without a beilief.
    7. Do not base your view for anything or anything you do on your emotions
    and beliefs
    8. We are a small scale on the ever expanding universe, and we cant
    understand everything, so f*** believing just live your d*** lives.
    9. If we dont get rid of religion in the next 1000 years, we will slowly
    die off in nuclear war.
    10. Everybody must be okatu, OR DIE

  • redcommander27 May 16, 2014 at 4:16 pm

    This is my working list

    1. Be true to and adapt to truth and reality accordingly

    2. Do not harm others unless unless to a reasonable degree with their
    consent (boxing, S&M etc)

    3. Do not use force against others except for defense of oneself, others or
    in retaliation with and through due process

    4. Treat everyone with respect who does so to you so long as they deserve it

    5. Don’t use or manipulate others

    6. Do not unjustly deceive or violate the trust of others

    7. Have a system as a society to help those who need it without violating
    the rights of others

    8. Do not violate the possessions of others

    9. Use rationality to guide your actions

    10. Do not harm yourself or waste your abilities

    11. Oh, and fuck bitches and get money [joke feminazis, cool your shit
    k?]-and have fun 😉 don’t forget, and don’t be a dick!

    I suppose you could sum it up with the not so quotable maxim: Be as
    realistic, happy and productive as you can so long as you don’t harm those
    who don’t deserve it against their will or fail to help those who do

    Towards the middle to the end of that buzzfeed article it becomes an
    obvious sarcastic joke with how stupid the reasons get, I’ve seen the thing
    about Australia before circulating as Facebook image making fun of the fact
    that it actually had a female atheist Prime Minister at the time (it was
    right after Obama’s reelection) rather than a male Christian president as
    the commenter claimed in her reasoning for wanting to move there. 

  • Graoutchmeuh May 16, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    So atheists are fat little kids wearing fedoras yelling like goats who
    believe in satan? But…I don’t have a fedora!

  • lolpauve May 16, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    I find atheists who make videos on YouTube about atheism annoying. And they
    do usually act like they are the new freaking Plato or at least like
    everyone else is stupid because they believe in god.

  • Oskari Kilpi May 16, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    …Faaaaaaaaairly sure this article was satire.

    For fucks sake TJ.

  • Teawithgrief May 16, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    Christianity = Fascism

    Its that simple.

  • Azazel Psn
    Azazel Psn May 21, 2014 at 10:02 am

    I see 10 fingers

  • Aeolus&GodWorksOut
    Aeolus&GodWorksOut May 21, 2014 at 10:31 am

    RT @holesinthefoam: Atheists are annoying, according to #Buzzfeed – VIDEO – http://t.co/QYoeFBOlXV #Atheism #Stupid

  • Shaun Hostetler
    Shaun Hostetler May 21, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    The Amazing Atheist is so funny

  • Anne Azure
    Anne Azure May 21, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    I read a article of a study that show that people have more opportunity of getting a job if your handsome even if not qualified. I’m guessing the person that wrote that on buzzfed was a armature with no education at all. I wouldn’t count that as right because is his opinion not facts. I take that offended. They ain’t important people to say that, I bet they don’t have a sociology degree to say that and if they do is because they didn’t learn shit.

  • Aleks Podraza
    Aleks Podraza May 21, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    Wow he’s so annoying…

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