Darkmatter2525: God’s Top 10 Life Hacks – VIDEO


God gives His very best advice for ways to live life with great tips and neat tricks! Remember to use bleach for the resulting blood stains.


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That Guy

God knows everything, exept what are life hacks.

god, all those details, that's your best vid so far.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GOD. I think the coat hanger was the best laugh I had all week.


God Damn it! Rotate the camera next time.

Renato Arakaki

Wow! Matt Dillahunty is a Darkmatter's patron!

Charlie Da Awesome

I tried all of theses, I'm in jail.

Sugar Dandy

My life hack is to kill niggers.

Sugar Dandy

My life hack is to kill niggers.

Giorno Giovana

Yaweh wanted that to be Johnny Depp's banana


Im offensive and I find this religious


The Conquest of the Abrhamic religions of Judish, Muslim and Christianity is to destroy all the other religions.

Meep “the” Changeling

AHHHHHH! Why? Why the vertical video? It's even more annoying that it was intentionally animated like this! Why dosent apple simply have the camera's FOV rotate by 90 degrees so the god damn video docent seem like it's being shot through a slit in a box reducing what you cna see to like, absoltuly nothing at all because the phone moves so much and the FOV is so tiny that nothing stays on screen or in focus?

jeffrey marcus

I love god and jeffrey

Rodrigo Rosa

Man…. who's the worst contemporary god? Yaweh or Alah?


I think you have good intentions, but by framing morality in context of and in contrast to the biblical god again and again I think you are creating confusion. You're making excuses for things like the so-called freedom of religion in the US.


I wish i was rich. I'd give Darkmatter enough to continue making these videos forever!

William Guy Thilgen Jr.

Jeffery for president!


The laws of the united states do not ensure children won't face consequences for finding another point of view or the information they need. The same with expressing their ideas as children or later in terms of economic consequences. So freedom of religion is a farce.


3:36 only not gay way to eat a banana


World Star!


And of course Jesus filmed a la vertical !!! Fuck you Jesus !

Alex Qash

i like the "don't kill" from Jeffrey.

perhaps a few people will learn from this rule?

may their weapon feel heavy when they are about to fire towards living targets
may their finger be feelingless and weak at this very moment

thank you God.

Sebastian Simon

7:17 “Motherfucker”? Just like God is?


Hate being the devil's advocate, but rape is technically covered by "thou shall not steal".

Cim Rausand

This guys are so fucking awesome!!!!
Continue question religions.


instant classic as always!


Since it takes Darkmatter a while to do these cartoons, I don't know if he had Kim Davis in mind when he did the bit at 9:50 but it certainly applies.

I should point out, that in the Old Testament times, The Sabbath was from sunset on Friday to sunset on Saturday. Some Jewish sects still recognize that as the Sabbath.


lol foreskin fight….hilarious.