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this could perhaps strike a cord with those who want to hear dick jokes,
but nothing was even relevant towards the discussion of helping
creationists… had nothing to do with creationism and all about Freud –
need to retitle the poem, dear Freudians 

Moriah B

As a practicing Catholic, I can confirm that this poem is funny as hell.

Sky Barnes

This is literally the best thing ever.

Ultra Violet

Need to show my sister this poem, Neil’s beard will give her life.


Half of me feels like a proud parent but the other half is a scandalized
nun. Maybe that’s what he was going for.

Rowan McRedmond

Neil Hilborn has given me a lot of things: inspiration, courage,
validation, a response to one of my tweets that I got to brag about at
school, but this might be the most important work I’ve experienced of his.
If my heart could do the hands up in praise emoji, I think this is what it
would feel like.


….this man is important to me. 


I was expecting some 4 minute rant about how much he hates creationists,
but I was soooo happy with what he delivered. I laughed so hard. 


This is fucking hilarious

gina jost

Good to see you have a new one and you look really great.SEXY


I thought the seahorse joke was good, don’t scrap it!

outspoken wallflower

I literally love Neil 


… What the heck did I just listen to?

I Love Your Nipples

This was great, just hilarious. Haven’t had a good laugh in days and this
poem has changed that. :)

The Soft Glow of Brightly Burning Hope

I clicked on this not even looking at the name just the title of the poem
and the picture of the mountain man and then when the video started i saw
“Neil Hilborn” and I was like no way a mountain man ate Neil Hilborn and
stole his poetry. But nope 3 seconds of hearing his voice and it really is
Neil where’d the beard come from?

Destiel's Butt

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST Neil can you focus for one fucking second oh my god XD

Megan LaChance

OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! comedy and poetry, i like it

Emma oh hey

but seriously this was amazing and I am still laughing my ass off 

Simon Saint

You are the best dude. Keep it up :3

Also your beard gets bigger and beardier every time I see it.


Wow! Hahahahaha genius

jay wood

I thought it was funny but still, there is discrimination in all species
(praying mantis that are off color or too small dont ever find a mate and
can end up lonely.) also, we are one of the very very very few species that
has sex only for pleasure and not copulation. Just sayin

Ryndan Riley

I don’t think any creationists will really be offended by this. The only
actual slams against them weren’t harsh at all and the rest was just a
joke. As a Neil hilborn fan though, I have to say that in my opinion this
is his laziest “poem” to date. Please watch his better poems before you
write him off because of this one.


but why can;t the poetry we study at school be like this
i’m sure my friends would appreciate poetry much more if rocket dicks were



Lucinda Jones

Brilliant! This is hilarious!

Alicsander Deleary

Neil Hilborn: Young Santa

Melanie Grace

As a creationist, this was hilarious 


Well that took an odd turn.

Once creationists can explain eyeglasses to me, then we can have a


I’m christian, and I’m not mad. This was just too funny to be mad at.

Jasmine Alkile

this is why neil hilborn is my favourite poet

Jamie Powers

LOL, I love him. 

sina chiniforoush

interestingly, ostriches do have fingers.

Allison Ferracci

that was awesome

Stephen Q
Daniel Dickens

May I have a transcript for this video?
Thank you. 


What a great way to start the day :)

Tre' Runyon

Good lord barnacles. Such a lucky animal


This poem was such a mess, luv it xD

lol… 🙂

RT @holesinthefoam: Neil #Hilborn – “Dear Creationists” – http://t.co/ZHMYhIYpQ5 #Atheism #CreationistGoobers