• myollinir August 26, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    this could perhaps strike a cord with those who want to hear dick jokes,
    but nothing was even relevant towards the discussion of helping
    creationists… had nothing to do with creationism and all about Freud –
    need to retitle the poem, dear Freudians 

  • Moriah B August 26, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    As a practicing Catholic, I can confirm that this poem is funny as hell.

  • Sky Barnes August 26, 2014 at 4:16 pm

    This is literally the best thing ever.

  • Ultra Violet August 26, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    Need to show my sister this poem, Neil’s beard will give her life.

  • TheInternetDinosaur August 26, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Half of me feels like a proud parent but the other half is a scandalized
    nun. Maybe that’s what he was going for.

  • Rowan McRedmond August 26, 2014 at 4:44 pm

    Neil Hilborn has given me a lot of things: inspiration, courage,
    validation, a response to one of my tweets that I got to brag about at
    school, but this might be the most important work I’ve experienced of his.
    If my heart could do the hands up in praise emoji, I think this is what it
    would feel like.

  • Scorpia161 August 26, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    ….this man is important to me. 

  • PurposefullyAimless August 26, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    I was expecting some 4 minute rant about how much he hates creationists,
    but I was soooo happy with what he delivered. I laughed so hard. 

  • Paige August 26, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    This is fucking hilarious

  • gina jost August 26, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    Good to see you have a new one and you look really great.SEXY

  • Stephie August 26, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    I thought the seahorse joke was good, don’t scrap it!

  • outspoken wallflower August 26, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    I literally love Neil 

  • writerspen010 August 26, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    … What the heck did I just listen to?

  • I Love Your Nipples August 26, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    This was great, just hilarious. Haven’t had a good laugh in days and this
    poem has changed that. :)

  • The Soft Glow of Brightly Burning Hope August 26, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    I clicked on this not even looking at the name just the title of the poem
    and the picture of the mountain man and then when the video started i saw
    “Neil Hilborn” and I was like no way a mountain man ate Neil Hilborn and
    stole his poetry. But nope 3 seconds of hearing his voice and it really is
    Neil where’d the beard come from?

  • Destiel's Butt August 26, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    Jesus FUCKING CHRIST Neil can you focus for one fucking second oh my god XD

  • Megan LaChance August 26, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! comedy and poetry, i like it

  • Emma oh hey August 26, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    but seriously this was amazing and I am still laughing my ass off 

  • Simon Saint August 26, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    You are the best dude. Keep it up :3

    Also your beard gets bigger and beardier every time I see it.

  • iHazza18 August 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    Wow! Hahahahaha genius

  • jay wood August 26, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    I thought it was funny but still, there is discrimination in all species
    (praying mantis that are off color or too small dont ever find a mate and
    can end up lonely.) also, we are one of the very very very few species that
    has sex only for pleasure and not copulation. Just sayin

  • Ryndan Riley August 26, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    I don’t think any creationists will really be offended by this. The only
    actual slams against them weren’t harsh at all and the rest was just a
    joke. As a Neil hilborn fan though, I have to say that in my opinion this
    is his laziest “poem” to date. Please watch his better poems before you
    write him off because of this one.

  • TheAyeAye12 August 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    but why can;t the poetry we study at school be like this
    i’m sure my friends would appreciate poetry much more if rocket dicks were

  • TheVeganWolf August 26, 2014 at 9:57 pm


  • Lucinda Jones August 26, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    Brilliant! This is hilarious!

  • Alicsander Deleary August 26, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    Neil Hilborn: Young Santa

  • Melanie Grace August 26, 2014 at 10:37 pm

    As a creationist, this was hilarious 

  • rg0057 August 26, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    Well that took an odd turn.

    Once creationists can explain eyeglasses to me, then we can have a

  • peachez1516 August 26, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    I’m christian, and I’m not mad. This was just too funny to be mad at.

  • Jasmine Alkile August 26, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    this is why neil hilborn is my favourite poet

  • Jamie Powers August 26, 2014 at 11:41 pm

    LOL, I love him. 

  • sina chiniforoush August 27, 2014 at 12:03 am

    interestingly, ostriches do have fingers.

  • Allison Ferracci August 27, 2014 at 12:20 am

    that was awesome

  • Stephen Q August 27, 2014 at 12:45 am
  • Daniel Dickens August 27, 2014 at 1:03 am

    May I have a transcript for this video?
    Thank you. 

  • AshlynClaireisalive August 27, 2014 at 1:20 am

    What a great way to start the day :)

  • Tre' Runyon August 27, 2014 at 1:48 am

    Good lord barnacles. Such a lucky animal

  • SodiumNitrogen August 27, 2014 at 1:58 am

    This poem was such a mess, luv it xD

  • Scott
    Scott August 27, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    lol… 🙂

  • Scott
    Scott August 27, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    RT @holesinthefoam: Neil #Hilborn – “Dear Creationists” – #Atheism #CreationistGoobers

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