This week’s Saturday Night Live kicked things off with a parody of NBC’s Meet the Press, as host Chuck Todd (Kyle Mooney) welcomed Bishop Eugene Robinson (Kenan Thompson), columnist Peggy Noonan (Cecily Strong), and political strategist Donna Brazile (Leslie Jones) to the program. Instead of the numerous controversies involving President Trump, however, all Todd could talk about was Jeff Bezos’ dick—or rather, the news that the National Enquirer’s boss/parent company had attempted to blackmail the Amazon founder over pictures of his penis.
“You’re all highly respected journalists, so when all is said and done, what do you think Jeff Bezos’ penis is gonna look like?” asked Todd. “I know normally high-minded journalists wouldn’t talk about something like this, but it does involve the richest man in America and the president of the United States.”
First came Noonan, who offered, “When I hear ‘billionaire’s penis,’ I immediately think ‘small potatoes,’ you know. Like they say, if it’s small and looks funny, you better have the money, honey.”
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