The Book of Job… – VIDEO


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  • Durell Patterson January 11, 2015 at 8:40 am

    Why is it that when the Devil kills someone, it’s because he’s evil, but
    when God does it, it’s just? That makes no fucking sense. 

  • Docktor Jim January 11, 2015 at 8:42 am

    A rich man cannot enter Heaven, according to the Bible, but God rewarded
    Job by making him filthy rich. 

  • Mikala Martin January 11, 2015 at 8:50 am

    I wish majority of both sides, Atheist AND Christians, will realize that
    they are not the frickin chosen ones. As puny humans in this mysterious
    THERE!!! And maybe that is a good thing. So Christians stop flagging this
    video and saying Atheists are people that are demon possessed and just
    waiting to go to hell. And Atheists stop saying Christians are stupid
    because you don`t know any better either. I just hope you all have a
    wonderful or blessed life. 🙂

  • RenegadeChain January 11, 2015 at 8:57 am

    So lemme get this straight – atheists think that theists are stupid because
    of their beliefs? And no, not just any theist, the Christians. When has
    DarkMatter talked about ANY other religion that does not have to do with
    the Abrahamic/Islamic God? You don’t see him picking on Vishnu, Zeus, etc.,
    so why Christians? Why us? Why are we subjected to your bombardment? (I
    only name it as bombardment because Christans/Jews/Muslims are his
    “Religious Targets”) So give us a reason for being an atheist (That
    questions/makes fun of other religions) other than being “not completely
    idiotic and stupid like the creationists”. I honestly don’t see the point
    in all this rudeness and discrimination towards creationists.

  • TheRealHachiKomatsu January 11, 2015 at 9:24 am

    I think God is a lot like Satan. He’d be more fitting to be Satan because
    of the cruel, evil stuff he did. Satan couldn’t even compare to God. I gave
    up on believing in God because I see him for the monster he really is. An
    evil, satanic, genocidal, homophobic monster!

  • Raphael Carreon January 11, 2015 at 9:32 am

    God Allow Bad things to happen to Get what He loves. Sometimes Love
    requires Sacrifice even GOD Sent his Son to saved us. we are created to
    glorify God , these physical body aren’t ours. so don’t think if God killed
    the physical body he is evil , no they are done glorifying him and went to
    paradise (children of Job). if you really know and understand the bible you
    know where the person go when he/she dies. its not base on your
    understanding DarkMatter, if we die here on earth it doesn’t mean that we
    are forever gone.

    your Channel isn’t making this world better, you promote hate.

    “Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious
    tune intoned in the distance by an invisible player.” – Albert Einstein

  • Paul Wood January 11, 2015 at 9:58 am

    Making fun of Christians is so YESTERDAY!!!
    Only pussy faggots do that now……grow some balls….make fun of Islam if
    you DARE.
    You like cartoons? Draw some cartoons of Muhammad and your ass is DEAD
    Why dont you make fun of Islam TOO???

  • TheTrueSoml2 January 11, 2015 at 10:10 am

    Can we get an “If the Universe was Ran by Jeffrey” Series? PLEASE?

  • Joe King January 11, 2015 at 10:28 am

    God is a rotten bastard.

  • CrappyCartoons January 11, 2015 at 10:40 am

    Given all the time that went into the production of this, I really hate to
    be critical but there is just so much irritating both in some of the
    animation and the story-line. And I say this acknowledging that the hard
    work went in to this.

    I love the ending part about God’s wager with Jeffrey and the critique on
    the whole Job get rewarded in the end – as if new kids can replace the
    one’s that killed off.

    However, the whole confrontation between God and Job is total
    misunderstanding of what is going on in the story. There is a prevalent
    myth in the modern Atheist community that religion is somehow a result of a
    technologically primitive society that used religion to cover up for their
    lack of scientific understanding. The point being made when the character
    of God asks Job the question about the source of thunder really is wrongly
    taken to mean that the ignorance about meteorology and particle physics
    were forcing primitive people to ascribe such sort of natural events to a
    supernatural power. The point instead is about the vast complexity of what
    holds the universe together and the silliness of we humans to get get all
    hung up about theodicy when we look at our own person struggles in light of
    just how impossible it us for to comprehend what God should or should not
    do and be. 

  • He Simms January 11, 2015 at 10:45 am

    The same thing that will make you laugh can make you cry. It’s all fun and
    games until judgement day, then it will be too late. Try and realize that
    this is not our home it is truly a temporary spot something like a lease on
    an apartment. Don’t let yourself get so comfortable here doing un godly
    things that you do not receive your heavenly home.. It’s kind of crazy to
    even think that your mind is even capable of thinking on god level for his
    plans and his thoughts of what he’s doing. Smh I have the whole company in
    my prayers.

  • Dennis Uzoh January 11, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Atheists for people who don’t believe in God, you seem to make video about
    him, And talk about him daily.
    You must love God secretly, LOL
    Don’t worry “whatever you sow you will reap” that is a promise.
    By the way Jesus Christ our Lord love you, and died for you. He has give
    you freedom to leave righteous daily. If you accept his gift of
    righteousness you will have eternal life, if not Satan the accuser who hate
    you soooo much will have your soul when you die.
    God bless : -)

  • GlitchyShadow137 January 11, 2015 at 11:13 am

    Jeffrey, you clever little shithead

  • adir mugrabi January 11, 2015 at 11:27 am

    if jefry was god. i wouldn’t have been an atheist

  • leon coutou January 11, 2015 at 11:29 am

    Wow your stupid You think you are so smart what is wrong with you.Evolution
    is fake you believe everything came from nothing tell me this where dud the
    stuff come from to create the big bang.Also this is coming from a 12 year
    old smarter than you.

  • Spiritpower January 11, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Please stop making fun of Gods Word. After this life is over you will have
    to pay. Please, I don´t want to see you in hell!!!!!!!
    I mean it from my heart. Come back to God and Jesus.
    Why Job had to go through all of this? We know one thing: God is righteous.
    If he is righteous, he knows why. It was not Gods decision to take the
    fruit that leads to death, he instructed Adam and Eve not to eat from it,
    or they would die. So he must have explained death and sin to them. They
    weren´t created as dolls, they had free will, and they decided not to trust
    God and fell into the hands of sin and Satan.

  • Veronica Prado January 11, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    all i see in these videos is about god, god, god and god, but whattaaa bout
    satan? LMAO

  • Gregory Rothenberger January 11, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    thank the fucking lord…….I found you…..too fucking
    funny….great work

  • MDoorpsy January 11, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    So THAT’S why the God of the new testament makes so much more sense than
    the olld testament one.

  • ValstormLucifer January 11, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    DarkMatter should write his own bible. Amen?

  • Sailor Paladina January 11, 2015 at 12:55 pm

    if Jeffery became God we would be saved.

  • Tom Nguyen January 11, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    I see what this video is doing, manipulating people to lose their faith in
    God, I see, I see, nice try. 🙂 

  • Zoe Early January 11, 2015 at 1:38 pm


  • Feven Ayana January 11, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    Even back when I was a Christian, I thought the story of Job was quite
    fucked up. And I didn’t need this video to spell it out for me. The bible
    might have shrouded the story in fancy language, but it still seemed
    ludicrous to me that a moral and perfect god would punish a loyal servant
    just to prove a point, and then ‘come to the rescue’ in the end. I thought,
    maybe I just wasn’t mature enough to understand why god did that. Then, I
    realized…wait, there is no god. 

  • ReligionOfNice January 11, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    Wait a second. Where it the bible does it state that Satan screwed with
    Job’s family and stuff? It just states that bad things start happening
    too him after the bet is made. In fact Job states that “What god gives he
    takes away” or some such. So in fact Job recognizes that God is the one
    doing all these bad things to him even if he doesn’t blame god (by making
    excuses for him).

  • Ric Boutot January 11, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    Unfortunately the writer/writers of this cartoon is uninformed. I was a
    “born-again” heathen. I hated GOD and loved sex, women, drugs, women,
    myself, women, pleasure, women, money, and women. In 2011, I made a
    statement asking the GOD of all creation to show me if I was on my way to
    Hell. A few weeks later, I came home from work and had the most terrifying
    experience of my life!! ( In broad daylight, wide awake no less. I was
    shown who I really was and that was a very very very selfish, self centered
    sorry excuse for a human being! GOD would SOOOOOOOO have been correct to
    send me to Hell. But instead he had mercy on me. ON ME!!!!! He really is
    GOOD!! UNBELIEVABLY GOOD!! IMMEASURABLY GOOD!!! Whenever a soul is saved it
    is 100% because of GOD’s LOVE, MERCY, and UNMERITED FAVOR and whenever a
    soul is lost it is 100% the fault of that person!! Mr. Dark Matter, GOD is
    REAL and he really really really really LOVES YOU SOOOOOOO DARN MUCH!!!! I
    will be praying for you and the Mrs. I wish you good health, long life and
    a very HAPPY HOLIDAYS, sir!! P.S. If you ever would like to
    talk to me, I would be more than happy to answer any ( I MEAN ANY )
    questions you might have. This includes “contradictions in the WORD of GOD
    ( There are none,by the way ) or any thing else. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY OR
    ASK, YOU WILL NOT OFFEND ME! ( I REALLY MEAN THAT ). I am making my pnone
    number public and want it to be!! I DON’T care!!! (203) 886 9381. My name

  • Adamo Castello January 11, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    OH! and you should totally do a cartoon where god is basically gambling
    with the lives of all of humanity, cuz that’s what jehovah’s witnesses
    believe. They believe satan and his demon followers rule this world right
    now because Satan basically said to god, “I bet humans don’t need your help
    and under pressure, will not do as you say.” So god is trying to prove how
    fucked up the world will be without him. In JW pamphlets, it says how we
    can prove satan wrong by choosing to follow god.

  • Gunner Again January 11, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    People stop arguing! We have no idea what the hell is out in the universe
    and we will never know until we die. But we do know what we have now so
    live life to the fullest and don’t expect a magical land when we die just
    make the most of now! 

  • Streety101101 January 11, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    pshhh religion is such a ballz up.

  • AmazingL4rry January 11, 2015 at 3:12 pm

    I remember pointing out in Sunday school how shitty God’s behavior was in
    this affair when I was eight years old, I was told I just wasn’t getting
    the point and at the time I believed them when they told me that. I didn’t
    ultimately break from religion for another five years. Funny thing is I
    can’t even remember the moment it all clicked in my head. I don’t think it
    even was a sudden thing but rather a combination of growing awareness of
    the world/science/history and the pubescent shot of testosterone I needed
    in order to start bucking my parents on important stuff.

    It’s been about seventeen years since then and what I’ve come to understand
    is that one of the ugliest things promoted by religion, pretty much ALL
    RELIGIONS is the just universe fallacy. The idea that everything happens to
    people because of and along some sort of morality system coded into the
    universe itself. Religions that involve reincarnation are probably even
    worse about it than Christianity is, there are still parts of the world
    where people will shun or even possibly mistreat someone who’s born deaf,
    crippled or blind because they assume it’s cosmic punishment for something
    done in a former life.

    Even worse you don’t even have to believe in gods or unicorns to fall into
    that trap, every time someone gets cancer there’s always going to be that
    one asshole who will tell him it’s probably because he wasn’t eating
    “organic” food and that it’s because of the “toxins” in the food he’s
    eating. Or that a kid was born autistic because of flu shots.

  • W4ST3D January 11, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    Satan was a “good” angel back then btw. bitches.

  • Al E. B. January 11, 2015 at 3:39 pm

    I legitimately cried at the beginning of this video (I am a little
    pathetic). But just the idea that you could lose everything, but more
    importantly your children, is so sad to me. Parents should never have to
    watch their children die.

  • falconpawnch7 January 11, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    oh my god at 2:30 I couldn’t stop laughing when he says “because you….”
    L0LL00L0L0LL and I loved the ending hahahahaha

  • MyHusbandMJ January 11, 2015 at 4:02 pm

    This is blasphemy and whomever created this video better get on their knees
    and beg for Jesus Christ forgiveness beg and beg fast because this is
    blasphemy this is a total totally disrespectful video of the Lord our God.
    May God forgive you for this blasphemy.

  • Aimal Ghafoor January 11, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    This is my favorite of the God and Jeffery series. ^_^

  • justun chan January 11, 2015 at 4:14 pm

    Dark Matter has an ironic name. I wonder if he believes in dark matter,
    despite having zero empirical evidence for it.

  • AKFAN FORTYSEVEN January 11, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    AAHHHH hahahaha…I love it. Excellent satire guys!

  • figaro248 January 11, 2015 at 4:38 pm

    This is the dark and cynical side of the Bible. It’s a strange attempt to
    explain why “bad things happen to good people’ i think there is a sense of
    – dare I say it?- SARCASM at the heart of this story. It is kind of similar
    to the book of Ecclesiastes, except that Ecclesiastes is more realistic
    and less about God than about man, which is a more applicable to living
    life with wisdom, rather than Job’s blind faith. About the book of Job: in
    George Bernard Shaw’s short story ” The Black Girl’s Search for God” , The
    Black Girl comes upon the God of the Story of Job in her search and listens
    to his tirade about ” Who are you to question me” , response to a
    question of hers. The Girl replies, “That’s not an answer: That’s a SNEER!”

  • fistfull ofdollars January 11, 2015 at 4:49 pm

    Why doesn’t Youtube have a “Top” button like Ebay?

  • Ilikeclapping Blah January 11, 2015 at 5:09 pm

    This is one of the reasons I stopped being a Christian. I had read the book
    of Job years before but for whatever reason, I didn’t realize how much of a
    douchebag the Abrahamic god was. Also, miscarriages. What the hell is up
    with miscarriages? I don’t necessarily disbelieve the Abrahamic god, but I
    would never worship him and don’t mind Hell as long as I don’t have to be
    in his presence. To be stuck in heaven worshipping him for all eternity
    would be my Hell.

  • Evaristo Blazquez January 11, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    I’m an agnostic & the story of job is one of the strong reasons why I just
    can’t take Christianity seriously. It’s obviously a man made story with a
    twisted concept of God’s personality, I know there are other accounts in
    the Bible that depicts God as a shocker asshole but this one is the daddy
    of them all. If God knows our hearts through & through why would the test
    even be necessary? Also forget the science jargon at the end ( it wasn’t
    needed & its the only critique I have because I did enjoy it ! ) Job should
    have just said ‘ o k maybe you made it all !? BUT that still doesn’t alter
    the fact that you are an egotistical evil God’

  • Slade Herb January 11, 2015 at 5:55 pm

    kinda makes you think. the way we take an ancient text as literal is a
    joke. i still for some reason feel in my gut that there is a reason to act
    toward other lifeforms in a decent manner but the idea that a humanish,
    being or deity created us is ridiculous. i still endeavor to understand how
    we fit into the grand scheme of the universe but the more the bible is
    studied the more i cant help but see that it doesnt work. it was written by
    PEOPLE that dont have modern day understanding and science that we do. its
    nothing but allegory and i am turned off by religions that cant accept
    that. i still attend church and sometimes not sure why except i feel like
    there is a greater understanding to be had.

  • Gutbomber January 11, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    Okay well in Job and the Bible says he looked on himself righteous in the
    eyes of his own rather than God
    And then he “justified himself rather than God.” Which Job was not very
    close to God until after the trials.

    Well I thought the message was about steadfast trust, it’s really easy for
    atheists to sit in their warm house with Obama care stamps and welfare
    coming in; then also leave the atheist cold and hungry outside. Take that
    away, and the point is the atheist going to be praying to something, as we
    all descend from religious people generations ago who had little or
    nothing, yet still prayed to gods or a god for a better life.

    So no let’s not “fuck this book.” darkmatter…

  • Alek sandar January 11, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    The video is such a big miss of a target. Book of Jobe is not a
    literal-meaning book, it is a symbolic,poetical book that deals with the
    Godly justice in a deep way. It is clear when someone knows hebrew which
    you obiesly dont ! And also there is much of text twisting in video.

  • Johan Moberg January 11, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    I love the alternative ending!

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