The Book of Job… – VIDEO

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Durell Patterson

Why is it that when the Devil kills someone, it’s because he’s evil, but
when God does it, it’s just? That makes no fucking sense. 

Docktor Jim

A rich man cannot enter Heaven, according to the Bible, but God rewarded
Job by making him filthy rich. 

Mikala Martin

I wish majority of both sides, Atheist AND Christians, will realize that
they are not the frickin chosen ones. As puny humans in this mysterious
universe WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS OUT THERE AND WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IS OUT
THERE!!! And maybe that is a good thing. So Christians stop flagging this
video and saying Atheists are people that are demon possessed and just
waiting to go to hell. And Atheists stop saying Christians are stupid
because you don`t know any better either. I just hope you all have a
wonderful or blessed life. 🙂
LIVE TO YOUR FULLEST!!!!

RenegadeChain

So lemme get this straight – atheists think that theists are stupid because of their beliefs? And no, not just any theist, the Christians. When has DarkMatter talked about ANY other religion that does not have to do with the Abrahamic/Islamic God? You don’t see him picking on Vishnu, Zeus, etc., so why Christians? Why us? Why are we subjected to your bombardment? (I only name it as bombardment because Christans/Jews/Muslims are his “Religious Targets”) So give us a reason for being an atheist (That questions/makes fun of other religions) other than being “not completely idiotic and stupid like the… Read more »

TheRealHachiKomatsu

I think God is a lot like Satan. He’d be more fitting to be Satan because
of the cruel, evil stuff he did. Satan couldn’t even compare to God. I gave
up on believing in God because I see him for the monster he really is. An
evil, satanic, genocidal, homophobic monster!

Raphael Carreon

God Allow Bad things to happen to Get what He loves. Sometimes Love requires Sacrifice even GOD Sent his Son to saved us. we are created to glorify God , these physical body aren’t ours. so don’t think if God killed the physical body he is evil , no they are done glorifying him and went to paradise (children of Job). if you really know and understand the bible you know where the person go when he/she dies. its not base on your understanding DarkMatter, if we die here on earth it doesn’t mean that we are forever gone. and… Read more »

Paul Wood

Making fun of Christians is so YESTERDAY!!!
Only pussy faggots do that now……grow some balls….make fun of Islam if
you DARE.
You like cartoons? Draw some cartoons of Muhammad and your ass is DEAD
Why dont you make fun of Islam TOO???

TheTrueSoml2

Can we get an “If the Universe was Ran by Jeffrey” Series? PLEASE?

Joe King

God is a rotten bastard.

CrappyCartoons

Given all the time that went into the production of this, I really hate to be critical but there is just so much irritating both in some of the animation and the story-line. And I say this acknowledging that the hard work went in to this. I love the ending part about God’s wager with Jeffrey and the critique on the whole Job get rewarded in the end – as if new kids can replace the one’s that killed off. However, the whole confrontation between God and Job is total misunderstanding of what is going on in the story. There… Read more »

He Simms

The same thing that will make you laugh can make you cry. It’s all fun and
games until judgement day, then it will be too late. Try and realize that
this is not our home it is truly a temporary spot something like a lease on
an apartment. Don’t let yourself get so comfortable here doing un godly
things that you do not receive your heavenly home.. It’s kind of crazy to
even think that your mind is even capable of thinking on god level for his
plans and his thoughts of what he’s doing. Smh I have the whole company in
my prayers.

Dennis Uzoh

Atheists for people who don’t believe in God, you seem to make video about
him, And talk about him daily.
You must love God secretly, LOL
Don’t worry “whatever you sow you will reap” that is a promise.
By the way Jesus Christ our Lord love you, and died for you. He has give
you freedom to leave righteous daily. If you accept his gift of
righteousness you will have eternal life, if not Satan the accuser who hate
you soooo much will have your soul when you die.
God bless : -)

GlitchyShadow137

Jeffrey, you clever little shithead

adir mugrabi

if jefry was god. i wouldn’t have been an atheist

leon coutou

Wow your stupid You think you are so smart what is wrong with you.Evolution
is fake you believe everything came from nothing tell me this where dud the
stuff come from to create the big bang.Also this is coming from a 12 year
old smarter than you.

Spiritpower

Please stop making fun of Gods Word. After this life is over you will have to pay. Please, I don´t want to see you in hell!!!!!!! I mean it from my heart. Come back to God and Jesus. Why Job had to go through all of this? We know one thing: God is righteous. If he is righteous, he knows why. It was not Gods decision to take the fruit that leads to death, he instructed Adam and Eve not to eat from it, or they would die. So he must have explained death and sin to them. They weren´t… Read more »

Veronica Prado

all i see in these videos is about god, god, god and god, but whattaaa bout
satan? LMAO

Gregory Rothenberger

thank the fucking lord…..lol….I found you…..too fucking
funny….great work

MDoorpsy

So THAT’S why the God of the new testament makes so much more sense than
the olld testament one.

ValstormLucifer

DarkMatter should write his own bible. Amen?

Sailor Paladina

if Jeffery became God we would be saved.

Tom Nguyen

I see what this video is doing, manipulating people to lose their faith in
God, I see, I see, nice try. 🙂 

Zoe Early

CAMEL MART HAS A SIMILAR POLICY SO WHY NOT THE LORD. FOR FFS HEARTLESS
WENCH

Feven Ayana

Even back when I was a Christian, I thought the story of Job was quite
fucked up. And I didn’t need this video to spell it out for me. The bible
might have shrouded the story in fancy language, but it still seemed
ludicrous to me that a moral and perfect god would punish a loyal servant
just to prove a point, and then ‘come to the rescue’ in the end. I thought,
maybe I just wasn’t mature enough to understand why god did that. Then, I
realized…wait, there is no god. 

ReligionOfNice

Wait a second. Where it the bible does it state that Satan screwed with
Job’s family and stuff? It just states that bad things start happening
too him after the bet is made. In fact Job states that “What god gives he
takes away” or some such. So in fact Job recognizes that God is the one
doing all these bad things to him even if he doesn’t blame god (by making
excuses for him).

Ric Boutot

Unfortunately the writer/writers of this cartoon is uninformed. I was a “born-again” heathen. I hated GOD and loved sex, women, drugs, women, myself, women, pleasure, women, money, and women. In 2011, I made a statement asking the GOD of all creation to show me if I was on my way to Hell. A few weeks later, I came home from work and had the most terrifying experience of my life!! ( In broad daylight, wide awake no less. I was shown who I really was and that was a very very very selfish, self centered sorry excuse for a human… Read more »

Adamo Castello

OH! and you should totally do a cartoon where god is basically gambling
with the lives of all of humanity, cuz that’s what jehovah’s witnesses
believe. They believe satan and his demon followers rule this world right
now because Satan basically said to god, “I bet humans don’t need your help
and under pressure, will not do as you say.” So god is trying to prove how
fucked up the world will be without him. In JW pamphlets, it says how we
can prove satan wrong by choosing to follow god.

Gunner Again

People stop arguing! We have no idea what the hell is out in the universe
and we will never know until we die. But we do know what we have now so
live life to the fullest and don’t expect a magical land when we die just
make the most of now! 

Streety101101

pshhh religion is such a ballz up.

AmazingL4rry

I remember pointing out in Sunday school how shitty God’s behavior was in this affair when I was eight years old, I was told I just wasn’t getting the point and at the time I believed them when they told me that. I didn’t ultimately break from religion for another five years. Funny thing is I can’t even remember the moment it all clicked in my head. I don’t think it even was a sudden thing but rather a combination of growing awareness of the world/science/history and the pubescent shot of testosterone I needed in order to start bucking my… Read more »

W4ST3D

Satan was a “good” angel back then btw. bitches.

Al E. B.

I legitimately cried at the beginning of this video (I am a little
pathetic). But just the idea that you could lose everything, but more
importantly your children, is so sad to me. Parents should never have to
watch their children die.

falconpawnch7

oh my god at 2:30 I couldn’t stop laughing when he says “because you….”
L0LL00L0L0LL and I loved the ending hahahahaha

MyHusbandMJ

This is blasphemy and whomever created this video better get on their knees
and beg for Jesus Christ forgiveness beg and beg fast because this is
blasphemy this is a total totally disrespectful video of the Lord our God.
May God forgive you for this blasphemy.

Aimal Ghafoor

This is my favorite of the God and Jeffery series. ^_^

justun chan

Dark Matter has an ironic name. I wonder if he believes in dark matter,
despite having zero empirical evidence for it.

AKFAN FORTYSEVEN

AAHHHH hahahaha…I love it. Excellent satire guys!

figaro248

This is the dark and cynical side of the Bible. It’s a strange attempt to explain why “bad things happen to good people’ i think there is a sense of – dare I say it?- SARCASM at the heart of this story. It is kind of similar to the book of Ecclesiastes, except that Ecclesiastes is more realistic and less about God than about man, which is a more applicable to living life with wisdom, rather than Job’s blind faith. About the book of Job: in George Bernard Shaw’s short story ” The Black Girl’s Search for God” , The… Read more »

fistfull ofdollars

Why doesn’t Youtube have a “Top” button like Ebay?

Ilikeclapping Blah

This is one of the reasons I stopped being a Christian. I had read the book
of Job years before but for whatever reason, I didn’t realize how much of a
douchebag the Abrahamic god was. Also, miscarriages. What the hell is up
with miscarriages? I don’t necessarily disbelieve the Abrahamic god, but I
would never worship him and don’t mind Hell as long as I don’t have to be
in his presence. To be stuck in heaven worshipping him for all eternity
would be my Hell.

Evaristo Blazquez

I’m an agnostic & the story of job is one of the strong reasons why I just can’t take Christianity seriously. It’s obviously a man made story with a twisted concept of God’s personality, I know there are other accounts in the Bible that depicts God as a shocker asshole but this one is the daddy of them all. If God knows our hearts through & through why would the test even be necessary? Also forget the science jargon at the end ( it wasn’t needed & its the only critique I have because I did enjoy it ! )… Read more »

Slade Herb

kinda makes you think. the way we take an ancient text as literal is a joke. i still for some reason feel in my gut that there is a reason to act toward other lifeforms in a decent manner but the idea that a humanish, being or deity created us is ridiculous. i still endeavor to understand how we fit into the grand scheme of the universe but the more the bible is studied the more i cant help but see that it doesnt work. it was written by PEOPLE that dont have modern day understanding and science that we… Read more »

Gutbomber

Okay well in Job and the Bible says he looked on himself righteous in the eyes of his own rather than God And then he “justified himself rather than God.” Which Job was not very close to God until after the trials. Well I thought the message was about steadfast trust, it’s really easy for atheists to sit in their warm house with Obama care stamps and welfare coming in; then also leave the atheist cold and hungry outside. Take that away, and the point is the atheist going to be praying to something, as we all descend from religious… Read more »

Alek sandar

The video is such a big miss of a target. Book of Jobe is not a
literal-meaning book, it is a symbolic,poetical book that deals with the
Godly justice in a deep way. It is clear when someone knows hebrew which
you obiesly dont ! And also there is much of text twisting in video.

Johan Moberg

I love the alternative ending!