Tim Hawkins – Atheist Kids’ Songs.. . -VIDEO

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Atheist megachurches exist. Do they sing worship songs? And what about children’s church? Brand new from Tim’s concert DVD “That’s the Worst”, available now …

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Prototype Atheist

Tim Hawkins continues to demonstrate why he’s not funny. I have no problem with him poking fun at atheists, I can take a good ribbing. The problem is that he always has to bring science into it, like denying evolutionary theory and mocking it and encouraging his audience to revel in their ignorance. Sorry, but evolution is an observed phenomenon. It is one of the most highly supported theories in all of science. No, it was not a hoax conjured up just to prove the Bible wrong, that just happened to be a side effect that many people refuse to… Read more »

clericofchaos1

yea atheists having churches seems extremely hypocritical.

Foober Dooge

Anyone ever wonder why Christianity is one of the most controversial subjects in the world? Or why the Christian God is the only God who’s name is used as a swear word? Why do atheists get so concerned about it if it’s gibberish? I see atheist spending most of their time bashing Christianity, for no apparent reason. Why do they get offended? There’s no logical reason for atheists to get so angry, upset, or hostile towards Christ, since he doesn’t exist in their eyes. You don’t see an anti Santa group trying to tell the world he doesn’t exist. Seriously,… Read more »

MrMagic322

Actually they are not atheist churches. Definition of a church is a place
of worship. Atheist dont worship anything. At these so called “churches”
they were singing, having fun, and discussed interesting topics. It more of
a meetup for freethinkers.

Michael Dearth

Lol Samuel Larson why are you trolling? Science offers no hard facts as to the origin of the universe at all. It’s all theoretical, i.e., just a guess. Scientific or not it’s still a guess. You know what proof I have that God exists? Jesus was raised from the dead, and there were 500 eyewitnesses to that! Now I know you’re going to say something like “that’s ridiculous and the Bible is just a book” but, let’s take the holocaust for example. How far are we removed from that event? Not even 100 years and people are already denying that… Read more »

Simeon Spada

If Athiests had a church what songs would they sing? SO FUNNY I DIED!! Tim
Hawkins hits the nail on the head here, he’s so hilarious, but he addresses
a serious topic. I’m so glad to be a Christian, I have hope, I can’t
imagine being an atheist with no hope. The only hope for this world is
Jesus Christ, please share.

TheGreatCommunicator _

+sodthong Oh wait the nation that saved the world several times, the nation that invented more and advanced faster than any nation, oh yes we are so dumb. Without the US the rest of the world would still be shooting muskets and plowing fields with donkeys. And oh btw Christians don’t just exist in the United States, so basically ur calling most of the world is dumb. And you athiest have a imaginary idea called evolution and oh yes that everything came from nothing, having faith in a supreme being is much more logical than athiesm. Atheism is just an… Read more »

taylor antley

There is evidence for stories in the Bible, just like there is evidence for scientific ideas. Both religion and science have used evidence that has, and will later be, disputed by other evidence. Do atheists deny the existence of biblical evidence because they don’t believe in God? When asked about your beliefs, don’t just say “science”. Saying this implies that you believe all science agrees on everything and every bit of it destroys all biblical evidence. There have been plenty of studies that suggest coffee causes cancer. Other studies say otherwise. You can also find plenty of articles online with… Read more »

fernando jimenez

No its just a shame that most of human species have mental illness called
FAITH! A BELIEF without evidence! And thats just a very stupid choice.

Sofía Rodriguez

I love Tim Hawkins, but he should not equate evolution to atheism. They are
not the same thing. 

Samuel Parker

Tim Hawkins is the beat comedian there is, wish I could see everyone of his
shows. Love him! 

messiahbolica

lol I’m an atheist and it still makes me laugh. But he clearly knows
nothing about evolution or much about atheists. 

Gracie Minor

How can atheists say they don’t believe in anything? You have to believe in
something. You believe in air, right? And power? And money? So don’t say
you don’t believe anything. You’re not a tomato.

By the way, Tim Hawkins is amazing, and he has a freedom of speech. If
you’re an atheist, why are you watching a Christian comedian? If you don’t
like it, don’t watch it. You’re just looking for an argument.

God Bless. 

Pootis Spencer

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WWUTT

Hilarious! Thanks for keeping it real, Mr. Hawkins.

Nicole Sanders

Tim Hawkins–atheist church songs #throwbackthursday +Isaac Sanders 

David Welsh

The atheists that came on here, laughed, and dealt with the fact that some
of their behavior is beyond hypocritical are the ones that are winners
here. If you came on here as a “angry atheist” with an axe to grind, well
done and showing why people who think for themselves shouldn’t take you
seriously.

Steven Feil

Too funny….

A Little Insanity

+TimHawkinsComedy This is so bad that instead of coal, I’m putting this DVD
in my son’s stocking! 😉 Love it!

Haley Whelan

Wow! This is good!

Hyginx The Wolf

As an atheist, I found this quite hysterical. Although there were some flaws in his assertions (such as evolution being accidental), it was still great. I couldn’t stop laughing at the one about nobody loving the children in the world! Although, I was a little insulted that he said atheist don’t have anything to give us hope. Personally speaking, I get my hope from others. When i see people accepting others for who they are, for laughing about and having a good time, from knowing that the vast majority of people in this world want whats best for their neighbors,… Read more »

emileeann65

+Prototype Atheist I support your explanation and you reasoning. I wish
other people could see what this man is doing and basically denying
Evolution and Darwin’s theory. Some people are just ignorant and they can’t
open their minds to other things! But in my point of view this guy is
taking it a bit to fare. 

Roger Weber

This had the me and the family laughing out loud. Really. Out loud. 

sonorman44

I feel privileged that atheists are copying us Christians by forming
‘churches’ (can they even call them that?). You’d think the first and
original atheist churches, the local bars, would object!

sissi tsombanidis

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Belly laugh.
Clean comedy at it’s finest. 

SR3272

Actually,i’m a christian who knows evolution exists. It’s quite clear by the evidence that it does, but I believe we have no clue what 1 day is to God as compared to what we perceive. In fact I am getting an engineering and physics degree and will use it to help those in need. Engineers are needed everywhere and I’d have no issue not getting paid as much to help those in need. If I do end up wealthy I’ll probably set up organizations and do with it for communities that I can and build orphanages over seas where there… Read more »

Kevin Halloran

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Tim Hawkins – Atheist Kids’ Songs

Stan Ryndin

So good! 

Joe Roy

As I read the bitter writings of someone so ignorant they make their own field look stupid. It occurs to me the very core of humanity with no God becomes a bitter self absorbed fool trying to make theory a fact to justify his elevated perch above the rest. REALLY A SAD little person with more confusion than information and hardly any facts. It ends up coming off very angry and creepy.. Go ahead have laugh at everyone who has a God at their expense in order to elevate yourself among your betters. Its fine, I for one have had… Read more »

Jason Rogers

I am a Atheist. I am not going into the reasons of my unbelief. But let
me tell you, these Atheist “churches” really is just a place for common
fellowship and community. That’s really it. A place for a minority to
band together in fellowship to get to know other people of the same kind.
Personally as someone who is rather not very social, I find these
gatherings a bit absurd. But, to each his or her own.
I will also be honest, despite me being someone who disagrees, I found this
funny. I laughed. It was funny.

The Black Jewelz

Paahaha Beast Mode

ultimateninjaboi

Come on. I think we can all agree that the idea of an atheist church is
silly. This is poking fun at that. Not at atheism. It’s just fun and silly.

Isaac Sanders

Very Funny!!! 

I KICK KATZ

I’m an atheist and I love this. Lighten up people.

Nick Miron

Tim Hawkins used to be funny but this is just really boring and stupid. im
not really an athiest or a christian but i went to a baptist high school so
i know alot about christianity. i dont think its right that he can make fun
of athiesm and these christian people can laugh at it(not saying everyone
in the audience is christian but alot are). if someone made fun of
christianity like this christians would be in an uproar

Victoria Fernandez

+Caleb Mccurdy so this is where you got it!

AUSTIN EIR

Ok ok I have friends who love church music, but it never appealed to me.

You know what religious music is pretty nice? Jewish synagogue music. And
I’m 0% Jewish.

Aimee Funk

calm down, hes taking a part of history and or something about our earth
and making it into a joke. watch any other comedian and you will find that
they all do it too. different comedians have different styles and if you
don’t like his style then don’t watch him. I find him very funny and very
entertaining.

Andrew Posner

His jokes are mildly amusing, but he’s entirely ignorant of any
understanding of the mindset of most atheists (including the fact that
calling atheist gatherings “churches” is laughable). He’s playing to the
common misperception that non-believers are unhappy and hopeless, which is
usually the exact opposite of the reality. Not looking to start an argument
here, and I wish you all well – just wanted to point out that he’s rather
cheaply playing on all of your misconceptions about atheists. 

Maggie McCown

Literally.. if you have a problem with him, then just don’t watch the
video. His intent is not to offend anyone. He may be generalizing a bit,
but he’s a comedian and not giving a sermon. Frankly, he makes TONS of
people laugh, including me. 

MSNking14

so…. putting all religious debates aside, this comedian is really funny!

Richard Raspberry

The Atheist kids songs – This says it all! lol

Kevin de Castro

Cool! Let´s have fun with logical persons! =D