Well, at least I now know where we atheists got the whole “baby-eating” thing from… :)

Nothin like the Bible to show you the righteous way to live. Gotta love it.

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WOW!

They should have kept some of his son and had him cold!

Not to piss on anyone’s chips here, but this is, as politicians say, “taken out of context”. The words are spoken to King Benhadad by a woman during the siege of Samaria by Syrian forces. The incident is used to illustrate the extreme starvation of the people of the besieged town. On hearing about the cannibalism, the king goes mental and starts going on about wanting to decapitate Elisha, who prophesied the siege and the subsequent suffering of the Samarians.

Know your enemy: if we’re going to defeat the Christians, we need to know this ridiculous book better than they do.

Hey David, are you fucking serious??? Not to piss on your little condescending lecture, but it’s a fucking MEME. The point of the meme is to accentuate the BATSHIT that is in the bible. Context??? Is there such a thing as context when it comes to the nutty narrative of the bible?? Something tells me that you haven’t even read it if you think that there is a point that can be made for CONTEXT. For fuck’s sake. First of all, let me explain something to you. Atheists don’t need to worry about how information is presented. Really, we don’t.… Read more »

You don’t get the last word on my page. You condescending asshole. Good luck with your atheist “war”.

Are you always this emotional? It’s cute!

That’s one fucked up book.