Darkmatter2525 – Were You There? – VIDEO

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DarkMatter2525

Did anyone recognize Ken Spam’s ringtone?

Scott Calo

Yeah, “You weren’t there” is a dumb argument. And that’s coming from a
creationist.

Nekrotix

Something that Christians seem to forget that Athiests do a lot is that, for something to be real and factual, you need EVIDENCE that it occurs. We have EVIDENCE that Evolution occurs. We have EVIDENCE that stars and galaxies were created by a massive supernova of sorts. But what do Christians have? A book. A book that they claim have all the answers, despite it being millions of years old and severely outdated. Can I tell you a story? Back in the olden days, when Science didn’t exist, and we had no idea that there was anything past what we… Read more »

formerevolutionist

Where to start? First of all, creationists agree that they were not there at the beginning. We admit that there is a difference between evidence and interpretation of the evidence. Evolutionists refuse to admit this. They see their interpretation as the only possible one and you are just a stupid and superstitious idiot if you don’t see things their way. Second of all, evolutionists get upset whenever their interpretation of the evidence is scrutinized or debunked. Instead of modifying any of their interpretations, they use fallacies to silence the opposition. Finally (for now), evolutionists make evolution to be unfalsifiable. They… Read more »

Jango Yifftail

WOW….. I can’t believe the utter stupidity exhibited by the characters here. I’m actually a Roman Catholic, and I have to say that this argument of “not being able to document the past with science” is utterly ridiculous. Of course… religion nowadays is mostly corrupted by political agendas and is abused as a tool of said agendas. Yes, there are a few good people still out there, and maybe God really does exist… but if he does, he is definitely very VERY disappointed in this world. Not because gay people like me run around actually being alive and happy for… Read more »

Wordoffakes

+DarkMatter2525
I just love all the things you slip in there. Another funny video that made
me lol. I was waiting to see the seamen on the ceiling. 

BugsVHumans

Why do people say evolution is the proof that there is no god? So what
happened before evolution? Did the universe also evolve?

Science is only a product of man’s puny brain. But explain why there is
Science, is another question. I hope DarkMatter can make a video on that.
:D

Akeem J.A.S.S

Here is the undeniable truth: NOBODY was there, we DON’T know, we CANNOT know and we will not know until we die. Evolution happened. On the other hand, Despite the fact that it is annoyingly illogical, I am open to the idea of a higher presence. Sometimes, the 2 can actually coexist. I hate it when people try to force their views. You don’t know JACK (who I hear is a nice fellow). Part of me just believes that there is an entity and it set the world into motion as we know it, providing evidence for science. Perhaps there… Read more »

COEXISTential

Poor Ken Spam, at least three different accidents fighting for dominance…
and none of them Australian :D

Tom Leeds

And that boys ans girls is how we know evolution to be a cockamammy made up
story and not fact because it is ONLY A THEORY and theory’s can not be
trusted without someone who was there to see it first hand.

Arvidius

+xHasten witnesses can lie, have hallucinations, misinterpretations, forget
some details, forget everything, etc. etc.

Jesse Bryant

Give me your 10 ten evidences for Darwinian/progressive/ooze-to-you
evolution. How do we *know* that evolution (not mere *variation*) actually
occurs? How can we *know* that life actually emerged from non-life by
accident? 

〈--- Literally FAST food

I’d say that this is what happens with overreacting, yet still stupid
americans trying to be smart. Don’t judge the ones who don’t believe in the
Holy Bible. They are just normal humans. I believe in it but i don’t force
it on anybody and don’t want to convince you if you don’t want to. I have
the right to believe in it.

jimmy brook

DANG IT! so close the trail ended at the fence. So close to finding the
bastard, but his cunning let him escape. If only someone was there to
witness this horrendous crime.

NobodyNowhereKnowhow

I’m a little ashamed to say that this is the second time I watched this
video and I didn’t recognize “Ned” Haggard with the “Liquid Meth” beer on
my first viewing. I feel that it only appropriate that I be punished for
my myopic miss of such an obvious joke and seeing as I currently reside in
the Castle Anthrax and as we all know there is only one punishment in the
Castle Anthrax: a spanking, and after the spanking, the oral sex!

BTW, yes I did catch Spam’s ringtone on the first viewing. I know, cause I
was there.

DarkMatter2525
Tudor Renegade

Widow maker tires ? LOL ! Nice touch with the breaking into your house.
Right on !

AnEntropyFan

That’s a slanderously average house, tho. Ken Spam scammed millions out of
many, I bet he has a big-arse mansion!

Brandon Wu

I don’t get it? Who broke into the house?

Twilly :)

This video confuses me :/

Justin Mathew

I am a young-earth creationist. I am for the death penalty for criminals
that committed crimes that involve 25 years to life or greater. I am
pro-life. I don’t believe in evolution. Just in case some of you were
confused about my beliefs.

The Christian Cross

A lot or maybe all of these of videos shows myths about Christianity and not how it is truly. Like the one with the court and the judge gets the crap beat out of his son and then if the rapist excepts this he free to do whatever he wants. In Christianity you have to repent of your sins that means to stop doing them everyone makes mistakes which can be forgiven but if your serious about it you try your best not to sin. Also the video called the thing god cant do is simple you say that if… Read more »

sepiasiren

Ken Spam ahahahah!

dojistar

Quick wipe the jizz off the ceiling!

alg11297

Could you do a cartoon showing how dinosaurs evolved into birds after they
became extinct and how a cow evolved into a whale. ??

Barth Slung

I actually enjoyed this one

quaz imodo

That’s clever using the story (metaphor) of the break-in to illustrate what
science does to piece together clues from the past to arrive at
explanations of how it all happened. Nevertheless the explanations from
science are still theories, well investigated and informed theories, but
still only theories. I’m willing to “bet” science never actually finds the
perp (perpetrator) waiting in the back yard. But good job. The bible also
uses metaphors to tell us about spiritual things. Those who rely on the
bible for “science” facts are deluded in my opinion.

Guy Dion

Although I don’t believe in any kind of deity, I think we all should accept
the fact that some things are meant to be left unknown. Neither
religion/religious people OR science can prove/disprove that deities are
real.

Alex Stewart

I would like to know: HOW IS EVOLUTION NOT EVIDENT? Just how? How can one say there isn’t evolution. That whole “We aren’t related to monkies” or “We didn’t come from monkies”. Evolution is a tree, 1 common ancestor as the trunk and each species branches off because of very small genetic mutations, IN FAVOR OF SURVIVAL! We ARE related to other primeapes, just as a dog is related to a wolf or a lion to a tiger. How is this debatable… Are people lacking that much logic and reasoning? When I was 9 years old some kid cut the… Read more »

TruthSurge

3:16 AHHHH didn’t get the name till then. ahahah TED. Nice vid. You
can have TONS of evidence that indicate something without someone actually
seeing it happen. haha and using Ham’s own argument so that he couldn’t nab
Haggard at the end. HAHHAHAH

Raphial Lee

dude you got issues 

christopher ellingsworth

Darkmatter, I would again like to ask you for a real chance at a debate with you about god. So far I have seen that 90% of the people who responded to me having an open mind, and being logical. Most of what I have seen has been people trying to make 20 different points at once, ignoring simple questions and rebuttals to a single point. Also, most people who ask a question or bring up a point, refuse to even take the time to read the responses or go to outside sources that are provided to see the answer.… Read more »

122yotam

Too bad the video ends when it does. I really wanted to know who drove in
to Spam’s house.

Atheism Is Not A Theism

Yes. I was there. And you can’t prove I wasn’t there, Ken Ham. So blow me.

KFLY67

I CAN SEE HOW YOU RELATE YOUR CRIME SCENE STORY TO THE EVOLUTIONIST DATA OF
EARTHS EVIDENCE TO THE BIG BANG CRIME SCENE, SCIENCE EVIDENCE IS REALLY
GOOD ABOUT 95% IS TRUE BUT THE SCALE OF YEARS IN MILLIONS, BILLIONS IS NOT
ACCURATE. THERE WAS EVIDENCE OF EARTH FORMATION IN LAYER SAMPLES THAT
PROOVED THAT IT TOOK ONLY A FEW HUNDRED YEARS FOR SOMETHING TO BECOME
PETRIFIED NOT MILLIONS OR BILLIONS. REMEMBER THE EARTH IS ONLY 5 THOUSAND
YEARS OLD.
SCIENCE IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER EACH DAY AND SHOWS THAT IT CREDITS
THE MAKERS CREATION.

Philippe

The comment section makes me ashamed of humanity. I hope aliens wipe us out
soon. 

kotoroshinoto

liquid meth harharhar

the treecko of time

Dat running animation

Kira Innes

People who use the term “Were you There?” are just too lazy or uninformed to come up with a proper argument. Fact is, Theist or Atheist, we are all just interpreting evidence to try to come up with an explanation to our origin. The difference is how we interpret that evidence, and whether we accredit the complexity of life laws of nature that have also always existed or a God that has always existed and created those laws and matter. Either way, you’re putting your faith in something inexplicable and seemingly illogical until the day you die. In other words:… Read more »

AmatMiguel

Who is Ken Spam a parody of? just curious.
EDIT: Nevermind, it’s Ken Ham.

ThePharphis

This is amazing. I loved the Haggard reference and caught it immediately

jack hill

Ken, were you there when God inspired the bible?

k12rising

I’ll trust the God of the universe over the scientist any day!

xHasten

If there weren’t any witnesses, then they can’t even say that a car *might*
have run into his house. All they can say is that there’s a hole in the
house and a car in the kitchen. Nothing. Else.

Mrs. Kat D'Londoño

Your videos are so funny and well done.. Despite of all confusion and
dogma’s vs facts, you guys are only trying to put some senses. Thanks for
that great info. 

Kyle R

Since when does science refute God? I personally believe that God put
evolution into action, and that 7 days in Gods time can be different to our
own. So all you atheists can go try and fine some other pointless argument
that won’t debunk the existence of a deity.

John Undefined

If I may play devil’s advocate here. Car crashes and the various things you have in the video are things we have seen and we can compare the evidence left behind to the known evidence pattern of suspected events. We have not seen abiogenesis. We don’t know what it looks like. And we have no basis for comparison. This is a problem I see a lot. The creationist’s position is quite evidently dogma. He pretends to know things which he has no business claiming to know. But I see people claiming to be scientific also engaged in dogma. I don’t… Read more »

You have to keep a sharp eye on those physical laws. The moment you turn your back, fluid dynamics starts cutting the crotches out of your best pants, and the constant rate of decay of unstable elements drinks all your liquor.